Dirk’s shooting coach is Holger Geschwindner. Geschwindner’s shooting coach was Ryan Wittman.
If Ryan Wittman shoots 2-2 from three, it brings down his 3 point percentage.
BREAKING: Jason Terry brought in Ryan Wittman to consult on shooting 3s before Game 4 of the Mavericks-Lakers series.
Gus Johnson is leaving CBS. Sources say it’s so he can do play-by-play of Ryan Wittman’s life.
Falcons draft Julio Jones after NFL disallows a trade of 12 future first rounders for Ryan Wittman.
BREAKING: NCAA mandates that Ryan Wittman must play in all future championship games so someone is guaranteed to make a shot.
Selection Sunday is much less tense now as it’s no longer known as “Who Gets to Lose to Ryan Wittman First” Day.
Ryan Wittman just ran a 4.23 40 at the NFL Combine … while dribbling.
Rumor is the holdup in the @carmeloanthony trade was the Knicks attempting to acquire Ryan Wittman to seal the deal.
The Fort Wayne Mad Ants are considering changing their name to the Fort Wayne Big Red Ants to make Ryan Wittman feel more welcome.
Most common question at the yesterday’s Super Bowl media day, “What’s it like to not be as good as Ryan Wittman?”
Due to injuries, Ryan Wittman has been asked to start at multiple positions at this week’s Pro Bowl.
Ryan Wittman always cooks 3 things at once standing 20’9” from the stove. RT @RWitt87 I was cooking 3 things at the same time tonight.
Every year for Christmas, Santa Claus asks himself for the jump shot of Ryan Wittman.
Ryan Wittman’s tweets (@RWitt87) go immediately into the National Archives.
